Hey there! Name's Eli!
Fandoms:
Homestuck | Motorcity | Off (game) | Madoka Magica | Ib (game) | Pokemon | Skullgirls |
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
trying to tell a joke to someone you’re meeting for the first time and fucking it up
CLOSE THE DOOR!!
Based on that EEnE confession about Plank and Jim. xDD
I couldn’t help it.
Enjoy!~someone should take my tablet away from me LOLOOOLOLOWtf.
I am a hunk of wood and I approve this message.
MAKING DISGUSTING NOISES THAT COULD TOTALLY BE CLASSIFIED AS WALRUS LAUGHTER
OH GOD
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
Just a friendly reminder that Anno and Co. originally intended for Rei Ayanami to creep the hell out of us.
Rei was, for all intents and purposes, a personified backlash against the hordes of 80s and early 90s fanboys who slobbered over female characters, and who figured that having a 2D girl that obeyed your every whim and had no voice as your own personal fuckdoll would be pretty damned sweet.
In other words, they wanted a placid, soulless little girl to wank over.
And Anno delivered. Oh, boy, did he deliver.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
Riding an ostrich like a fucking Chocobo.